Jokes & Solve the Magdalene jigsaw puzzle!!

Joke Time !!

You know that story about Mary Magdalene when a group of angry men wanted to stone her for committing adultery?

Well..they were about to stone her, and then Jesus walks in and says to everyone: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly a stone came out of nowhere right into Mary Magdalene`s face. Jesus turns around to see who did that and says: Mother, I told you already not to bother me when I am working!



Joke 2 !!

Jesus is dying on the cross, and Mary Magdalene is down the hill comforting Mother Mary when she hears Jesus' faint voice, "Mary. . . Mary. . ."

"I must go and help my beloved," she said and went up the hill, only to be beaten and kicked back down by the Roman centurions guarding the cross. But soon she hears, "Mary. . . Mary," in even fainter tones but she cannot ignore the call. Mary limps up the hill, leans a ladder against the cross, and gets halfway up when the centurions knock over the ladder, beats her again, and tosses her back down the hill.

Again she hears, "Mary. . . Mary. . ." ever fainter, and again, she cannot refuse her beloved. In pain, she slowly staggers up the hill, drags herself up the ladder, and finally gets even with Christ's face. Just as the centurions are reaching for the ladder, Jesus says, "Mary.......Mary. . . look, I can see your house from here."



Joke 3 !!

Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Mary Magdalene.

"When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?", asks Mary.

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"


Puzzle Time !!!

Find the right place for each jigsaw piece to see the photo of Mary Magdalene who didnt mind going to work with this lot below, but the 8 hour wait to go home was always painfully slow !!!!!!!!!!!!!